Dearest body

Fat Club
Berkshire
RG1 FAT

21st April 2010

Dear Body,

Reference: Weigh In - 21st April 2010

I feel the need to contact you regarding your latest antics at the scales. Apologies for my direct approach, however I am nearing the end of my tether. Can you please stop increasing in size as I am finding it a little bit tedious now? Thanks very much. I know I've not been the best to you over the years, I know I've filled you full of too much crap and not moved you as much as is necessary and I've given you a bit too much alcohol (ok far too much) over the years..... but I am bloody well trying now. I've moved you more - to the point you're now moaning about soreness in the muscles and knee area, I've filled you full of fruit and vegetables and generally been a bit kinder in consuming much less than I used to. I'm even trying to give you less alcohol so I don't poison you quite so much. So, can you please, cut me a bit of slack and stop getting bigger?

Much appreciated.

Love as always,
Linzerello

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Another pound on. Not best chuffed, not sure its deserved but I guess my halo did slip a little bit over the weekend. I am perhaps not pointing everything as accurately as I can. So back to basics, every single thing that passes my lips shall be pointed to the best of my ability. I will continue to move as much as possible, even if it's the last thing I feel like doing. I need to be better. I will be better, I will lose this bloody weight. FACT.